🎪 Dice, Fairs, and Goblin Flare: Post-Fair Shenanigans! 🎲✨
Greetings, fellow adventurers and shinies-seekers! 🐉
First things first: a massive thank-you to everyone who came to see us at the Arlington County Fair! It was an absolute delight to meet so many new faces, reconnect with returning dice goblins, and watch shinies sparkle under carnival lights. Welcome, welcome, welcome to all our new subscribers—you’re officially part of the hoard now. Grab a torch, watch your step, and let’s delve into this dungeon together.
👀 Spotted at the Fair?
If you quested through our booth, you may have noticed mystical shinies and trinkets that aren’t on the website yet. And if you’ve prowled our site lately, you may have noticed… some things have mysteriously vanished.
But worry not, companions—this is part of the plan! We’re reworking our product pages for a smoother, shinier, goblin-approved experience. ✨ Less “random dragon treasure pile,” more “clear path to loot.” Together, we’ll make sure no shiny gets lost in the chaos.
🆕 New Shinies Incoming
Over the next few weeks, new releases will roll out online—fresh dice, treasures, and magical trinkets awaiting their adventurers. Stay alert, party members, for the hoard is restless and eager to escape its vault.
📚 A Bookmark Quest Ends…
Alas, adventurers, a chapter closes: we’re down to the final styles of IMPaper magnetic bookmarks. Once these styles are claimed, they won’t be returning. If you’ve been eyeing one for your spellbook (or that very long fantasy novel on your nightstand), now’s your last chance to add it to your inventory.
📅 Next Quest Awaits
Our next great gathering is the Occoquan Fall Festival! 🍂🎭
📍 Union Street
📅 September 27–28
We’d love to see you there—come frolic with dice, snag shinies, and share tales of your tabletop campaigns. Together, we’ll make this festival another legendary chapter in our shared adventure.
🪙 Final Metal Sets in Slider Boxes!
The last of these treasure chests remain, brave adventurers! Once they’re gone, no spell of resurrection will bring them back.
⚡ Weekend Flash Deal: Going, Going, GONE!
This weekend only: everything in the Going Going Gone album is 20% off.
No codes, no dice rolls—just shiny discounts for all members of the party.
Thank you for adventuring with us, dear companions. We’re so glad to have you in our fellowship! Stay tuned for new releases, flash sales, and plenty of goblin mischief in the weeks ahead.
✨ Until next time—may your crits be natural, your books be bookmarked, and your shinies forever plentiful.
— The Michi Made Crew 🐉